A Movie Drinking Game For Breaking Bad
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Mandatory Drinks
Drink whenever:
  • You hear some “street talk” (ice, glass, slingin’ crystal, kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape). The fact that I call this “street talk” only exposes me as a total NARC.
  • Jesse starts to freak out and gets that panicky, wide-eyed, slinky little trapped alley cat look. Face it, despite all his problems, if you found Jesse in an alley digging through a dumpster and wearing an XXXL shirt with a weed leaf on it, you would TOTALLY adopt him.
  • Hank and his buddies are doing their DEA thing. [Show Spoilers]
    Hangin with Danny Trejo’s head, shaking down meth-prostitutes for root beers, collecting geodes. You know, DEA stuff.
  • There’s trouble in paradise. Sometimes at the end of a long day of cooking crystal, getting locked in a car trunk, or poisoning some drug dealers, you just want to kick back with a beer and watch some TV. But your wife’s all like, NoooOOoooo....
  • A murder is plotted, planned, contemplated, considered, reconsidered, argued about, or suddenly carried out with a box cutter.
  • The big C (a.k.a. cancer) is being a real BITCH.
  • A character fixes a menacing glare on somebody. Do you think they practice this look in the mirror? Whenever I try to pull it off it just looks like I have to go to the bathroom.
  • We get a chemistry lesson from Walt. Sometimes this is an actual chemistry lesson in the classroom. Other times, it’s more of a “lesson in life.” Like if you’re gonna dissolve a body with hydrofluoric acid, make sure you use a plastic tub. Trust us.
Optional Drinks
  • Eat a bunch of Cheetos and hang out in your underwear whenever there’s a cooking montage! Bonus points if you can name 3 or more ingredients in meth. Points deducted if you can name more than 7. That’s just troubling.
  • Drink out of an Erlenmeyer flask whenever you see Walt in his Tighty Walter Whiteys.
  • Take an oversized swig whenever you see Jesse wearing an outfit that's at LEAST 5x too big for him. Where does he buy his clothes??
Comments
  • Gale > All
    Flag for shadiness
by TJ on 2012-07-13 15:45:09
Exhibit A:

  • Thank You
    Flag for shadiness
by Lexy on 2012-07-13 20:39:05
Thank you for:

1.) Hiding the spoilers in such a clever way (even though I am caught up I appreciate this).

2.) Including the video of Gale. Made. My. Day.

  • Saul + Badger equals
    Flag for shadiness
by TJ on 2012-07-13 20:54:03

by liz c on 2012-07-15 09:10:45
Flag for shadiness
menacing glare? i'll be drunk and covered in cheeto dust within the first 10 minutes

by Heisenberg on 2012-09-03 17:10:53
Flag for shadiness
How about:

9- Walt JR eating breakfast

Seriously, all that bacon and eggs are gonna kill him!

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